Four buddies have been on the same fishing trip for years. A few days before their annual trip, John’s wife puts her foot down and says he’s not going. His friends are super bummed, but hey, what can they do?
Fast forward two days, and when the three guys arrive at the campsite, they’re shocked to find John already there, with his tent set up, firewood gathered, dinner on the grill, and a cold beer in hand.
One of the guys asks, “John, how long have you been here, and how on earth did you talk your wife into letting you come?”
John grins and says, “I’ve been here since last night. So, I’m sitting in my recliner when my wife sneaks up, covers my eyes, and says, ‘Guess who?’
I pull her hands off, and there she is in a nightie, looking like she’s stepped out of a movie.
She grabs my hand, leads me to the bedroom, and there’s candles, rose petals everywhere… it was like a scene from a romance novel.
Then she pulls out handcuffs and ropes and says, ‘Tie me up, honey, and do whatever you want.’
So, here I am, guys!” 
