A blind man loves to travel and experience new things, so one day, he decides to visit Texas.
When he checks into his hotel, he feels the bed and says, “Wow, this bed is HUGE!”
The bellhop grins and replies, “EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!”
Later, the man heads down to the bar, finds a giant barstool, and orders a beer.
The bartender hands him a mug, and the man exclaims, “Whoa! This drink is massive!”
The bartender chuckles. “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”
After a few drinks, the blind man asks where the restroom is. The bartender tells him, “Second door to the right.”
Feeling his way down the hall, he accidentally opens the third door instead… and falls straight into the hotel’s swimming pool!
Panicked, he flails around, gasping for air, and yells at the top of his lungs:
“DON’T FLUSH!! DON’T FLUSH!!!”
