A guy goes to Vegas to gamble, but luck is NOT on his side. He loses every last dollar—even his cab fare! Desperate, he flags down a taxi and promises to pay the driver next time if he just gives him a ride.
The cabbie isn’t having it. “GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAB!” he shouts.
So, the guy has no choice but to walk ALL the way to the airport and head home, broke and exhausted.
Fast forward a while—he decides to try his luck again. This time? He hits it BIG! 
As he’s getting ready to leave Vegas, he spots a long line of cabs outside… and at the very end? The same cabbie who kicked him out last time. A wicked idea pops into his head. Revenge is gonna be SWEET.
He hops into the first cab. “How much to the airport?”
“$15,” the driver replies.
“Cool… and how much for you to sleep with me on the way there?”
“GET THE HELL OUT OF MY CAB!!”
He does this again… and again… to every single taxi in line. Every driver angrily kicks him out.
Finally, he reaches the last cab—the one from his last trip. The guy gets in and casually asks, “Hey, how much to the airport?”
“$15.”
The guy hands over the cash. “Great, let’s go!”
As they drive off, they slowly pass all the other cab drivers—who are now staring in shock as they watch their buddy happily driving a guy they ALL think just made some very questionable requests.
Meanwhile, the guy in the backseat? He’s just sitting there, smiling and giving them a big thumbs up.
