A guy suspects his wife is cheating on him, so he comes home early from work one day.
His wife meets him at the door in a bathrobe, her hair a mess.
“Where is he?” he demands.
“Where’s the guy who’s been sleeping with you?”
“I don’t know what you’re talking about, dear,” she answers.
So the guy tears the house apart looking for him.
Finally, he’s on the second floor, in the kitchen. He looks out the window… and sees a guy sitting in a Tesla.
“That’s him,” he thinks. “That’s the guy who’s been sleeping with my wife!”
He’s so furious, he picks up the refrigerator, throws it out the window, has a heart attack, and dies.
At the Pearly Gates…
St. Peter meets him at the gates of Heaven.
“Why are you here?” he asks.
The guy says:
“I knew my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early.
I saw her boyfriend sitting in his Tesla out on the street…
I threw the refrigerator at him, had a heart attack, and died.”
St. Peter scowls:
“You don’t belong here. Go to he—.”
He pulls a big lever, a trap door opens, and the guy disappears.
Two Minutes Later…
Another guy arrives at the gates.
“What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks.
The man answers:
“I don’t know! I was just sitting in my Tesla, minding my own business, when somebody threw a refrigerator at me!”
St. Peter shakes his head.
“I heard about you.
You go to he— too!”
He pulls the lever. Another trap door. The guy vanishes.
Another Two Minutes Later…
Yet another guy appears at the gates.
“What are you doing here?” St. Peter asks.
The man blinks and says:
“I don’t know! I was just…
…sitting in a refrigerator, minding my own business…”
