A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch.
A woman passing by remarks,
“If you were any sort of a gentleman,
you would lift your hat to a lady.”
He replies, “If you were any sort of a hot lady,
the hat would lift by itself.”
My son gave me two hours to pack my things and leave the house I’d given him $200,000 to buy. His wife stood behind him and said:…
My son gave me two hours to pack my things and leave the house I’d given him $200,000 to buy. His wife stood behind him and said:…
Just a few hours before my wedding, I stepped outside to pick up my bouquet from the delivery driver. That was when I noticed her. An elderly…
Just a few hours before my wedding, I stepped outside to pick up my bouquet from the delivery driver. That was when I noticed her. An elderly…
My sister stood beside our parents’ pool, pointed at me in front of the entire family, and shouted: “You stole my inheritance.” I didn’t defend myself. I…
My sister stood beside our parents’ pool, pointed at me in front of the entire family, and shouted: “You stole my inheritance.” I didn’t defend myself. I…