I went into a Chinese takeaway last night. The owner of the shop asked, “What do you do for a river?”
I said, “What do I do for a living? I’m part of a comedian.”
The Chinese chap replied, “Go on then, change color.”
I said, “No! I’m not a chameleon, I’m a comedian.”
Then he said, “Tell me a joke, make me raff.”
I said, “You want me to tell you a joke and make you laugh?”
Just then, his wok caught fire, so I shouted, “Wok! Wok!”
And he said, “Who der?”
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